Gone Hunting Desk Mat

"Gone Hunting Desk Mat: For When Your Workspace Needs More Wildlife

Transform your desk from 'boring corporate wasteland' to 'rustic hunting lodge' with our Gone Hunting desk mat. Perfect for those who'd rather be tracking deer than tracking deliverables.

Features:

• Authentic weathered wood design (minus the splinters in your mouse pad)
• Rustic charm that says 'I'd rather be in a tree stand' while you stand by the printer
• Non-slip backing that's more reliable than your hunting buddy's wake-up call
• Durable surface that can handle your coffee spills better than your last hunting jacket
• Perfect conversation starter for telling that story about 'the one that got away' (again)

Warning: This desk mat will not excuse you from meetings during hunting season. We tried. Legal said no.

Side Effects May Include:

• Sudden urges to wear camo to client presentations
• Instinctive ducking when Karen from HR walks by
• Inexplicable desire to mount office supplies on the wall
• Referring to your lunch break as 'scouting time'

Perfect for:

• The hunter who's temporarily trapped in fluorescent wilderness
• Anyone who considers spreadsheets the least exciting kind of tracking
• Office warriors who know the difference between computer bugs and turkey bugs

Note: While this mat features the classic 'Gone Hunting' sign, it unfortunately cannot actually transport you to your favorite hunting spot. But hey, at least you can pretend that quarterly report is a trophy buck!

Remember: No actual hunting permitted in the office. Even if that deadline is asking for it."