I've cooked up a little somethin' special for all you Celtic kink lovers out there. Say hello to Clarissa, my "Knot Your Average Diamond" ring!
This bad boy's got more twists and turns than your love life. The centerpiece? A lab-grown emerald-cut diamond that's clearer than your conscience after a night of debauchery. It's held in place by some sexy Celtic knots that'll have you thinking, "Tie me up, why don't ya?"
The band? Sleek and smooth, just like your best pickup lines. It's designed to slide on easier than... well, you know. And trust me, once it's on, you won't want to take it off - kinda like that outfit you've been eyeing in the adult store window.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "But what about a matching wedding band?" Don't you worry your pretty little head. I've always got a partner in crime ready to go, because let's face it, some things are just better in pairs.
So, who's ready to get knotty with it? This ring is perfect for those who like their jewelry like they like their bedroom adventures - a little bit naughty, a whole lot of nice, and with a twist that'll make your head spin. Come on, you know you wanna!
APPROXIMATE POLISHED DWT 2.7
STONE BREAKDOWN
2.0ct EC. E-F/VS Lab-Grown Diamond
TOTAL WEIGHT
2.00Ct Total
🎭 About The Rocks 🎭
👑 Starring in Your Ring:
- The Dazzling Diamond 💎
- The Marvelous Moissanite ✨
- The Colorful Gemstone Crew 🌈
- Special Guest: Natural-Mined Diamonds (for the purists!)
- E-F/VS Lab Created side diamonds (ethically fabulous!)
🏆 Medal-Worthy Metals:
- 14KT White Gold (our lead performer)
- 14KT Yellow Gold (the cheerful understudy)
- 18KT Gold Trio: Yellow, White, Rose (the versatile triplets)
- Platinum (the luxury lover)
- Palladium (the cool newcomer)
- Sterling Silver (the classic charmer)
🎨 Customization Station
Every piece is a bespoke masterpiece tailored just for you! Want to direct your own jewelry show? Let's chat!
⏳ The Creation
- Standard Runtime: 4 weeks from curtain call (payment) to grand premiere (shipping)
- Need a rush performance? Just holler - no extra charge!
- For our more elaborate productions, the timeline may vary. Let's discuss it!
📏 Size Matters:
- Get sized by a pro jeweler for the best results
- DIY option: Rent our ring sizer kit for $10 (fully refundable with your ring purchase)
- Remember: Wider rings feel snugger. Let's find your perfect fit!
💰 Showtime Tickets (aka Payment):
- Full payment unlocks your jewelry's journey to stardom
- Payment plans available for our budget-conscious patrons
- Your masterpiece takes the stage after the final curtain call (last payment)
🎨 Customization Corner
Want to be the playwright of your own jewelry story? Let's collaborate! Check out my customization policies for the full scoop.
Ready to direct your own jewelry blockbuster? Let's make some bling magic happen! 🎬✨
